Me Grimlock King!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January death_chopper and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole shinra_pwnsjoo's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been nice (700 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, me_king

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The frag!? Like me Grimlock do anything with Dumb'con!

Finally! Me Grimlock back to normal! But not in time for game yesterday!

... Him Prime should stick to basketball.

Dumb'cons attack power plant today. Me Grimlock and other Dinobots kicked their afts into next week.

Me Grimlock no green any more. Me think angry medic Ratchet liked using sandblaster too much though...

Now have new paint job. Look too new though. Need to rough it up a bit.

Hmmm Me Grimlock curious 'bout posting this again...

( Cut not IC )

Grimmy-muse started to get jealous that I didn't make a fst for him too. XD



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Grimlock waited outside the Ark for Rattrap. He, or rather she, was still covered in dried mud from the fight with the Decepticon turned femme, Sixshot. She sat on one of the larger boulders surrounding the area with her arms crossed over her chasey.

"Fuzzy mech better fix this," Grimlock grumble. "Me want normal balance back."

Slag... Other Autobots see me Grimlock like this.

No used to having other 'bots taller then me Grimlock. No like having to look up at him Prime.

Me going to kill Twins. Either want to paint me Grimlock pink or hit on me.

Slaggit! Me Grimlock hate squishy cow things! No go where me Grimlock want them to go! Me want to know how long me have to do this?! Stupid Prime!

( Quiz, cut not IC )

Me guess that kinda fits.

((ooc: Yeah, Grimlock ate two bison from a ranch during the animal virus. Now Optimus Prime is making him pay for the meal, therefore Grimmy is working on the said ranch for a while. Feel sorry for those poor animals.))

ME GRIMLOCK BACK! Not squishy dino anymore!

Me never thought me miss having useful arms. Me like alt-mode but not that much to stay in it that long!

And me no have to eat squishy things anymore! Me Grimlock still creeped out about eating cow things. Think they were called Bisons...

((Strikes are fail locked.))

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Me guess that what animal instinct mean...

Me Grimlock no want to do that again.

'Least me not hungry anymore.

Me Grimlock found this earlier.

...

Me want upgrade.

Squishies in Duck thing acting weird again. Think they either each others' creators, creations, or co-creations. Must be virus. Glad me Grimlock not affected this time.

Me Grimlock need to find him Swoop. Me found out him Swoop hack into journal! Now he go hiding. Need find way to get back at him too. Not snowing so me can't make big snowball like last time.

That was a weird way to worldhop. It was cold and icy too, not something Grimlock really enjoyed, but it worked so he wasn't going to complain.

Looking around, he saw a near by a town that looked straight out of a squishy Kong Fu movie, complete with what looked like a castle. "Hmm... Me guess this right place." He started making his over to the out skirts of the city. Up close, it showed the dinobot towered over the buildings in his robot mode.

"Where that Bratty Squishy Priness!? Me Grimlock here!" he shouted, knowing that will get several people's attention.

Okay, I live with my older brother, and every now and then I come into my room with a scene like this that he had set up. Why he does that, I don't know... But, I found this one very amusing and had to take a few pictures and then add on to it. Since it is Grimlock in the pictures and his DDD journal just happened to be up on the screen, I thought I would share this. Enjoy~

( Grimmy Blogging )

Yes, I am a dork. XD

SLAGGIT!!!

[followed by a long series of swear words, both English and Cybertronian.]

Hmmm... Looks like a normal virus is going around on the community thing this time... I better get Ratchet to do a scan on me. Wait... "I... better?"

[long pause followed by...]

YES! THAT SLAGGIN' GLITCH IS GONE! I CAN ACTUALLY TALK RIGHT FOR ONCE!

huh? What are you slaggers looking at!? Want me to go over there and break your vocal processors so that you end up talking like what the squishies call a 'caveman' for the next few million years!?

Wait a minute? Did I leave this thing on?

[end voice post]

((ooc: The virus actually 'fixed' Grimmy's vocal processor. XD He is going to be pissed when this whole thing clears over and he is talking normal again.))

Me Grimlock back!

Finally!  Me not squishy anymore.  Been in stasis for a while though, me think.  Had funny dream that me Grimlock was sparkling again.

... Why other Autobots keep looking at me funny?

((ooc: Finally, Grimmy is back to normal.  It just kinda happened over night for him.))

Me Grimlock bored! Other mechs here no let me have fun!

Still keep giving me Grimlock funny looks too. 'Least me find energon-goodies now.

Grimlock was outside the temple still mad about what Haruko said earlier. He may not remember what had happened the other night, but he knew he didn't do that. The next time that he sees her he is going to demand that she turn him back to normal.

I was going through my books the other day and I came across my Transformers: Earthforce comics. These were a series of short stories that were published at the end of the old Generation 1 comics in the UK. And since I seem to be having trouble sleeping again, I thought I would share the ones that have Grimlock for some few laughs and to give you guys a look into his old canon. ^^
( Warning: bad 80s comic art and corny jokes. )
Enjoy~

Slag... What me Grimlock do last night? And why Haruko squishy was in recharge berth with me?

ugh... Lights too bright. Hurt me Grimlock's head...

((ooc: This is the aftermath of this. Everyone, feel free to mess with Grimmy's head.))

Slag... Me Grimlock still squishy. Squishy body heals slow too. Still have injuries from fighting Dual Horn squishy things. Squishy weapon, Gun blade me think it called, not too bad. Still not energo-weapon, but not bad. Did good job on Dual Horn things.

Haruko gone for now. She better find cure soon! Me not like feeling like this. That and fraggin Petrorabbit keep following me Grimlock around.

[Grimlock frowned as he looked at the large selection of weapons in front of him. To kill his boredom, he thought he would go out and kill a few monsters that were in the area outside of this temple place. The weapons weren't exactly to his liking. They were weak compared to the energon based weaponry he was used to.

On top of all this he head still hurt. In fact, the pain was killer. A large bump started forming at the back of his head. He ended up warping a bandage around his head in order to hide it. The bump had to be caused by Haruko constant hitting with her guitar. It was starting to get annoying. It made him mad just thinking about it.

He let out a hiss as the pain seem to grow stronger. Slag. He really needed bash some brains to relieve some stress. He picked up one of the weapons. It looked like a sword with a gun instead of a hilt. It wasn't his rocket launcher, nor was it his energo-sword, but it will have to do for now. He took it and turned to leave the room.]

This not worse day ever. THIS WORSE WEEK EVER!

First me Grimlock got stuck at base for four days because me had little squishy tied to arm! No go out bashing Dumb'cons! No spare with Dinobots! No play football!

Now me squishy! This suck! And me have one thing to say about squishy bodies... GROSS! They leak all time! Me want body back to normal!

Now me Grimlock's head hurt! How do squishies turn off sensors anyway? What they do when bored!?

Edit:Locked!

((He tried to lock it now, but it failed of course. Locks and Grimmy do not mix well.))